I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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