Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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