Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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