butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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