**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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