What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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