You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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