If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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