I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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