OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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