Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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