But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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