Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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