I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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