How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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