you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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