can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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