Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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