I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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