And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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