I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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