I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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