problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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