I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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