Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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