Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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