Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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