it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it was like his penis was on wheels.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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