I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Randomize
