I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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