wakey wakey hands off snakey
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This house was built for laser tag.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I think i got beer on your cat.
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