i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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