I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
