Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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