I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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