Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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