The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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