You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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