Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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