Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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