I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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