I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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