Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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