Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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