Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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