Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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