How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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