Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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