He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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