After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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