You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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