Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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