who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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