This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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