the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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