wakey wakey hands off snakey
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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